16 June 2004
Likes and Dislikes...
1. Fake children's voices in radio commercials not to mention that creepy Vegemite commercial!
2. Detailed voicemails instead of email.
3. Whiny college students.
4. Vegetarian bashers
5. Holier-than-thou vegetarians.
6. Inappropriate Capitalization.
7. Band t-shirts that only come in black.
8. Extolling of children's wide-eyed innocence.
9. Lack of continuity in movies/TV.
10. Email sent on custom graphical "stationary."
11. MS Word attachments instead of ASCII.
12. Towels with too much fabric softener in them.
13. Gay people whose only hobby is being gay.
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15. Take Your Child To Work Day
16. Sirens on the radio.
17. Virtual/online petitions.
18. Rabid Stanley Kubrick fans.
19. Jell-O.
20. People who identify with Ender from Ender's Game.
21. Trendy children's names (Connor, Kayleigh, Brittany, Taylor, etc.)
22. Electric can openers.
23. "utilize" (yeah, I hate big words. like oh no, people might, like, expect me to like, learn stuff, dude. like, it's so unfair)
24. Flip-flops worn anywhere but the pool.
25. Fasting to rid your body of "toxins."
26. People who reek of stale cigarette smoke all the time.
27. Dressing up for Halloween.
28. Eudora Welty.
29. Other peoples' messes.
30. Being touched by strangers.
31. The word "ugly" used in reference to anything but character or inanimate objects.
32. People who stand in front of the Metro doors even though they don't get off for five stops.
33. The idea of spending precious hours of my life removing "unsightly" body hair.
34. The act of rationalizing shittiness using Christ's name.
35. The act of rationalizing shittiness using Allah's name.
36. The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
37. Sobriety.
38. Pepsi-cola.
39. The Apparent Doom of Public Education.
40. Red Bull commercials.
41. The Car Alarm Song ("Deet deet deet deet weooo weooo weooo ooop! Ooop! Ack ack ack ack aww-eee! aww-eee!...)
42. People who are famous for being famous.
43. Pop-up ads for products designed to get rid of pop-up ads
44. Commercials at movie theaters
45. "Successories" (What?)
46. Drivers inconsiderate of pedestrians.
47. Machismo. Especially 50 year old Hispanic men that hit on anything with breasts and 2 legs.
48. Able bodied people on Metro elevators/seats not giving those who need them.
49. Pro-Wrestling bashers.
50. Pro-Wrestling fans.
51. Thin girls who complain they are too fat.
52. Obese people who not only consider themselves of normal weight, but berate those of normal weight for being "too skinny."53. People who assume that "Christian" and "politically liberal" cannot coexist.
54. People who haven't spoken to you in two years -- who were never more than acquaintances anyway -- and then get all offended when they don't get a wedding invitation. Or, worse yet, go ahead and invite themselves and a significant other... and get there late.
55. People who think everyone wants to view their webcam and get offended when you say, "No thank you."
56. People that act like they care about you, but really just want you to listen to their (usually self inflicted) own drama. Especially when you give these people advice, and they just ignore it.
57. Limp Bizkit fans. Also, Fred Durst.
58. Those stupid "inspirational" emails - ie - "Send this to ten people who need a hug."
59. People who don't brush their teeth.
60. People who stand right in the middle of an aisle in a shop so you can't get past them, and if you say "Excuse me", they either ignore you or look all huffy about having to get out of the way.
61. People who smell nasty and don't ever wash.
62. Yeah, no. Do you mean YES or NO?
63. Apostrophe abuse
64. Hypocrites
65. 'Childfree' anime freaks
66. People who don't put memes/quizzes behind a cut.
67. Being labeled "hispanic." What is that?
68. Being told I'm not American because I'm not "white."
69. Pedestrians who don't use the crosswalk.
70. Visitors to D.C. that stand all over the escalator (so that you cannot walkup/down it) and when you inform them that the rule for the Metro escalators is “Stand to the right, walk on the left.” They laugh (in that high and mighty way) and say (with an extra deep southern inflection that I did not hear just a minute ago when you were yelling at your children to behave) that they read that in the Metro guide but did not believe it…Trust me…there are others that would have just pushed you…
71.People that call the Metro the Subway…this is not, by any stretch of the imagination, NYC!!! We have Metro!!! It is a hell of a lot cleaner than the subway and is much easier to use!!!!
72. People why have “fewer items” than you at the food story and just jump ahead of you in line without even asking and when you do go to say something (but you already have that “WTF are you doing lady?” look on your face) they rush to tell you that they are in a rush and did not think that you would mind if they went ahead of you in line…Did you ever think of asking first?
Bold what you dilisk or Hate and then add three of your own.
2. Detailed voicemails instead of email.
3. Whiny college students.
4. Vegetarian bashers
5. Holier-than-thou vegetarians.
6. Inappropriate Capitalization.
7. Band t-shirts that only come in black.
8. Extolling of children's wide-eyed innocence.
9. Lack of continuity in movies/TV.
10. Email sent on custom graphical "stationary."
11. MS Word attachments instead of ASCII.
12. Towels with too much fabric softener in them.
13. Gay people whose only hobby is being gay.
14. "this page intentionally left blank"
15. Take Your Child To Work Day
16. Sirens on the radio.
17. Virtual/online petitions.
18. Rabid Stanley Kubrick fans.
19. Jell-O.
20. People who identify with Ender from Ender's Game.
21. Trendy children's names (Connor, Kayleigh, Brittany, Taylor, etc.)
22. Electric can openers.
23. "utilize" (yeah, I hate big words. like oh no, people might, like, expect me to like, learn stuff, dude. like, it's so unfair)
24. Flip-flops worn anywhere but the pool.
25. Fasting to rid your body of "toxins."
26. People who reek of stale cigarette smoke all the time.
27. Dressing up for Halloween.
28. Eudora Welty.
29. Other peoples' messes.
30. Being touched by strangers.
31. The word "ugly" used in reference to anything but character or inanimate objects.
32. People who stand in front of the Metro doors even though they don't get off for five stops.
33. The idea of spending precious hours of my life removing "unsightly" body hair.
34. The act of rationalizing shittiness using Christ's name.
35. The act of rationalizing shittiness using Allah's name.
36. The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
37. Sobriety.
38. Pepsi-cola.
39. The Apparent Doom of Public Education.
40. Red Bull commercials.
41. The Car Alarm Song ("Deet deet deet deet weooo weooo weooo ooop! Ooop! Ack ack ack ack aww-eee! aww-eee!...)
42. People who are famous for being famous.
43. Pop-up ads for products designed to get rid of pop-up ads
44. Commercials at movie theaters
45. "Successories" (What?)
46. Drivers inconsiderate of pedestrians.
47. Machismo. Especially 50 year old Hispanic men that hit on anything with breasts and 2 legs.
48. Able bodied people on Metro elevators/seats not giving those who need them.
49. Pro-Wrestling bashers.
50. Pro-Wrestling fans.
51. Thin girls who complain they are too fat.
52. Obese people who not only consider themselves of normal weight, but berate those of normal weight for being "too skinny."53. People who assume that "Christian" and "politically liberal" cannot coexist.
54. People who haven't spoken to you in two years -- who were never more than acquaintances anyway -- and then get all offended when they don't get a wedding invitation. Or, worse yet, go ahead and invite themselves and a significant other... and get there late.
55. People who think everyone wants to view their webcam and get offended when you say, "No thank you."
56. People that act like they care about you, but really just want you to listen to their (usually self inflicted) own drama. Especially when you give these people advice, and they just ignore it.
57. Limp Bizkit fans. Also, Fred Durst.
58. Those stupid "inspirational" emails - ie - "Send this to ten people who need a hug."
59. People who don't brush their teeth.
60. People who stand right in the middle of an aisle in a shop so you can't get past them, and if you say "Excuse me", they either ignore you or look all huffy about having to get out of the way.
61. People who smell nasty and don't ever wash.
62. Yeah, no. Do you mean YES or NO?
63. Apostrophe abuse
64. Hypocrites
65. 'Childfree' anime freaks
66. People who don't put memes/quizzes behind a cut.
67. Being labeled "hispanic." What is that?
68. Being told I'm not American because I'm not "white."
69. Pedestrians who don't use the crosswalk.
70. Visitors to D.C. that stand all over the escalator (so that you cannot walkup/down it) and when you inform them that the rule for the Metro escalators is “Stand to the right, walk on the left.” They laugh (in that high and mighty way) and say (with an extra deep southern inflection that I did not hear just a minute ago when you were yelling at your children to behave) that they read that in the Metro guide but did not believe it…Trust me…there are others that would have just pushed you…
71.People that call the Metro the Subway…this is not, by any stretch of the imagination, NYC!!! We have Metro!!! It is a hell of a lot cleaner than the subway and is much easier to use!!!!
72. People why have “fewer items” than you at the food story and just jump ahead of you in line without even asking and when you do go to say something (but you already have that “WTF are you doing lady?” look on your face) they rush to tell you that they are in a rush and did not think that you would mind if they went ahead of you in line…Did you ever think of asking first?
Bold what you dilisk or Hate and then add three of your own.
