27 September 2004
We can all thank Parick for this one!
Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things. The candidate who catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.
After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a cold, remote lake in Maine. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, Kerry returns to the starting line with 10 fish. Soon, GW returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and, hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the second day Kerry comes in with 20 fish and GW comes in again with none.
That evening, GW's daddy gets together secretly with GW and says, "I think Kerry is a low-life cheating son-of-a-bitch. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way."
The next night (after Kerry comes back with 50 fish), George Senior says to GW, "Well, what about it, is Kerry cheating'?"
"He sure is, Dad. He's cutting holes in the ice."
- David Brooks Arnold
Once upon a time, there was a Presidential election that was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the election. Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the final winner. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle things. The candidate who catches the most fish at the end of the week wins.
After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a cold, remote lake in Maine. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for counting and verification.
At the end of the first day, Kerry returns to the starting line with 10 fish. Soon, GW returns and has zero fish. Well, everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and, hopefully, he will catch up the next day.
At the end of the second day Kerry comes in with 20 fish and GW comes in again with none.
That evening, GW's daddy gets together secretly with GW and says, "I think Kerry is a low-life cheating son-of-a-bitch. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way."
The next night (after Kerry comes back with 50 fish), George Senior says to GW, "Well, what about it, is Kerry cheating'?"
"He sure is, Dad. He's cutting holes in the ice."
- David Brooks Arnold
